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https://kakuyomu.jp/works/822139836586390776/episodes/822139841952738118
Anonymous Author
Hey, everyone. Seems like it’s Christmas today.
How’s everyone doing today??
- Anonymous Viewer
Christmas? Boyfriend? Girlfriend?
What’s that? Is it tasty??
- Anonymous Author
2, Guys treat girls like food, so maybe it actually tastes good?
Not sure though.
- Anonymous Viewer
… a girl?
- Anonymous Viewer
1, Christmas? Stop making up weird new words!!
- Anonymous Viewer
It’s just a normal weekday, so I’m working. What’s it to you??
Work till 8 PM, get home at 10 PM.
Sleep at midnight, repeat.
No hope whatsoever…
- Anonymous Author
6, Work hard, man.
Let’s eat some cake or something.
- Anonymous Viewer
1, Since Shin-father fled with his child from demons who do D and V,
he only seeks affection in stories, you know?
Hahaha….
- Anonymous Author
8, Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy….
I don’t have kids myself, so I can’t fully understand, but that must have been tough….
Thank you for reading this novel as a way to unwind.
I’d be happy if it helped you switch gears even a little… Seriously.
- Anonymous Viewer
A girlfriend? Like, there’s no way you have one.
I’m a student preparing for exams, so being alone on Christmas is fine.
I’m studying, after all.
- Anonymous Author
10, You came here to read this novel—are you even studying??
Also, stop randomly unfollowing people after identifying them.
I thought it was Mei-chan.
- Anonymous Viewer
Girlfriend?? I feel like I had one in my past life, but we haven’t reunited in this one yet.
- Anonymous Author
12, Go find her!
You might want to consider the possibility she changed genders and became a guy, so try talking to everyone you can.
She might end up getting caught and be in the same prison as me.
- Anonymous Viewer
How rude! She exists in my head!
- Anonymous Author
14, Too easy. Materialize it.
- Anonymous Viewer
I just don’t feel the need right now~
I’m in the chorus club, so there are lots of girls, but I don’t have anyone I like or anything.
Well, the club’s having a Christmas party, so I’ll enjoy that.
- Anonymous Author
16, Huh??
You guys, there’s a traitor here.
- Anonymous Viewer
Chris…mas? Got caught in a car accident, so all my plans are ruined…
- Anonymous Author
18, The fact you’re alive is a miracle. Are you hurt?
Take care of yourself.
- Anonymous Viewer
Gotta work on Christmas, so the chicken’ll get cold, huh?
- Anonymous Author
Speaking of which, I hear that certain rabbit is doing a cold-chicken livestream again this year.
- Anonymous Viewer
Merry Christmas, I’m working the night shift, so yeah, whatever lol.
So I thought maybe I could relieve some stress by mentally filling in the gaps with the author’s work and imagining cute girls and old men flirting (in my head), ah! That’s all, I’m going to bed now.
- Anonymous Author
22, Thanks for the night shift.
- Anonymous Viewer
I don’t have a girlfriend,
but I did hide the present I’m giving her on the top shelf of the closet.
- Anonymous Author
24, What about mine?
- Anonymous Viewer
Yeah. I don’t have one.
Same as my age, damn it (angry)
- Anonymous Author
26, What the… Cheer up, man…
- Anonymous Viewer
Buy chicken and eat it (solo)
Buy cake and eat it (lonely)
Play Mario Party (single-player)
- Anonymous Author
28, Party games are more fun when you play them with others, you know? (Rolling eyes)
- Anonymous Viewer
Christmas?
Sorry, I don’t really understand foreign languages.
- Anonymous Author
I think it’s weird that society treats foreign cultures as if they were Japanese culture in the first place.
- Anonymous Viewer
Girlfriend?
Haven’t had one since elementary school.
I guess I kinda dislike girls too… That’s just me…
- Anonymous Author
32, Alright, let’s get you a boyfriend.
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