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“It’s finally here… this moment.”
After leaving the family restaurant, the two of us sang karaoke together. Then, Hayato said he had to prepare for his livestream, so we parted ways in the evening.
Hearing him say “livestream prep” really made me think, “Wow, he really is a VTuber.” Plus, the photos taken at the family restaurant today were posted on Loliwo Heart’s Twitter account, so I realized he’s definitely the person behind Loliwo.
But he appears frequently in the official Prison Mark videos, while his personal account streams less often. You can see that clearly if you look at his YouTube channel.
Plus, this channel has a lot of casual chatting.
I didn’t check the archives, but there are quite a few people tuning in, and the channel has over 200,000 subscribers. It really feels like he’s got momentum.
“Well, I guess I’ll watch…”
Nothing but anxiety, but the stream’s about to start.
Since I promised to watch, not watching would make me less than a man.
The loading screen… it’s a video of Loli dancing… what is this feeling of being danced to?
It’s not “dancing to the song,” the correct expression is “being danced to by the song”…
He’s pointlessly handsome, and since I know what’s inside, Hayato’s face keeps flashing in my mind, making me kinda irritable…
“Ah, ah… Can you hear me?”
The loading screen ends, and Hayato… Loliwo’s sweet voice plays as the avatar appears.
(We’ve been waiting.)
(All the Loli fans were waiting.)
(Lolio-sama!!)
Hey, wait. Are you guys really called “Loli-min” as a fan name??
And fans! Are you guys okay with that???
“Looks like you can hear me. Alright, let’s go. Shall we supply some love today too?”
(Love love!)
(Laa love love!)
(Lovee)
“Good. Tweet about it on Twitter again today. Hashtag #LoriwoObservationLog. Fan art is #LoriwoPictureBook, and screenshots are #GuardianOfTheLittleOnes. Don’t forget to follow and subscribe to the channel too.”
(Yes!)
(Subscribed!)
(Followed you!)
This is way too organized!!
He’s got viewer control skills on par with Mei-chan.
And stop talking in lovey-dovey terms! Aren’t you leaving first-time viewers behind????
“Alright, let’s answer some Marshmallows today. First up is this one: [First time here! Is Loliwo a lolicon?] Got a good question right off the bat. Thanks for the Marshmallow first off.”
Is it just me thinking he’s a lolicon because his name is Loliwo? Nah, this guy is a lolicon, right??
The questioner knows exactly what they’re asking, right…
[Hmph. I am a lolicon, but I’m a true lolicon. You could even call it Loli Love.]
(Here it comes! The words of Lord Lorio!)
(That’s right! Lord Lorio is Loli Love!)
What the hell is Loli Love!!! It’s just being a lolicon.
“People say lolicon, lolicon, but let me ask you, newcomer. What do you think ‘loli’ means?”
(Well, it’s someone who gets excited by childlike physiques, right?)
(Like school backpacks)
(Or getting excited by elementary school kids or kindergarteners)
(Kids who are short are called lolis, right?)
(That’s why there’s legal lolis, right?)
(Learn from high schoolers with swords)
‘Too naive. As naive as the pancakes my friend was eating today.’
You haven’t eaten pancakes, so you wouldn’t know how sweet they are!
‘Fundamentally, women fall into two categories.’
Huh.
‘Lolis. Or non-lolis.’
(Huh?)
(Huh?)
(What kind of binary choice is that?)
(Apologize to women)
“Fundamentally, labeling someone a lolicon just because they mentioned a school backpack, elementary school kids, or kindergarteners in the comments… or thinking that investigating that makes you a lolicon yourself… that’s naive thinking. To me, it’s like land surfers or land divers.”
(What’s that?)
(Land surfer?)
‘You know people like that? People who wear beachwear even though they don’t dive or surf. Or go to tanning salons even though they never go to the beach. People who get excited over things like schoolbags or names? Same thing. You could call it land-based lolicon.’
(Wh… what??)
(So I was a land-based lolicon…?)
“What I’m obsessed with isn’t that sort of thing. What truly defines a lolicon is cherishing that fleeting, radiant moment when a girl blossoms from 12 to 13, that single year of first-year middle school.”
??????
(12 to 13?)
(Why fixate on that specific age, not just a vague ‘elementary school’ or ‘middle school’?)
“All right, you two. Thirteen is the age set by law as the age of sexual consent.”
(Sexual consent…??)
(What’s that?)
“This, you see, is the minimum age at which the law deems it acceptable to engage in sexual intercourse. Engaging in such acts with anyone under 13, even with consent, is a crime. In other words, even if you love someone under 13, you must keep it within healthy boundaries. But that agonizing conflict—that burning desire for the pathos that erupts the instant they turn 13, yet having to abandon love due to an absolute faith in purity—that very despair is the essence of lolicon.”
(Kyaaaaaaaaa!)
(This guy’s madness is out in the open, completely unfazed)
(Report him)
(What about the police?)
(I reported him)
(What about an ambulance?)
(It’s already too late)
“The reason I became a VTuber was to be present for this moment forever. Many VTubers claim to be middle schoolers. When their birthday livestreams come around, I get excited for that instant. Of course, being a VTuber means staying true to the setting, so they become first-year middle schoolers again for another year. Meaning I can be present for that moment forever!! This is the moment I think becoming a VTuber was worth it. So, won’t you become a true lolicon too???”
…I tried to watch until the end, but I gave up right here.
Has his fetish gotten even more twisted than before?
I might never understand this guy.
Or rather, can I even call him a friend??
His rant went on for about an hour.
You’re scary, dude.
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