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Hello everyone.
I’m a newborn fawn.
The squatting I did the day before yesterday has affected me two days later. To correct it, I’m the fawn that was supposed to be born yesterday. My ass is especially sore.
I managed to get home from school, and now I’m sitting on my bed in my room, playing smartphone games with the TV sound as background music.
The one I’m playing right now is Vase Man. As the name suggests, it’s a surrealistic game in which a man stuck in a vase uses a walking stick to run up a cliff and reach the goal.
It’s also very difficult.
Phew, I’ve reached the top of the cliff. It took me a long time to get this far, but I’m going to show you what I’m really made of.
[Don’t ride the snake.]
What’s with the “Don’t Ride on Snakes” sign? There is a steep slope made of snake scales nearby.
Hahaha, it must be the one that says if you ride on it, you will slide down and be sent back to the beginning of the game. There’s no way I’d fall for such an obvious trap.
Ignore it.
That’s it.
Oh, hey, you can’t go that way.
“Aaaaahhhh !”
The vase man was going down the slope at a tremendous speed. A situation that could not be resisted no matter how hard you tried. On the screen was a view of the starting point.
D…damn it ! ! Give me back my hour.
What a shitty game. I’ll never play it again.
I tapped the home button.
On TV, there’s a cooking program in the evening.
I’m interested in eating, but I’m a terrible cook, so I don’t usually watch these shows.
Now I focused on the program to relieve my frustration.
[Today we have cooking expert Takeda Mio san, with us.]
[Nice to meet you.]
[What kind of dish will you be cooking today?]
[Yes. Today I would like to introduce a dish that anyone can make easily, a non-spicy but exquisite Mapo-eggplant.]
Wow, an exquisite Mapo-eggplant.
It looks delicious. It must be delicious since she named the dish “exquisite”. I want to try it.
[Ah, it’s sounds delicious〜.If it’s not spicy, it’s easy for children to eat.]
[That’s right. My daughter doesn’t like spicy food, but she really likes this mapo-eggplant.]
[How old is your daughter now?]
[She is 15 years old and in her first year of high school. But, to my dismay, she suddenly said she wanted to go on a diet.]
[Is that so? She is 15 years old and growing up, so she doesn’t need to lose weight.]
[True. Well, it’s also the age when you fall in love, so maybe there’s someone close to her that she likes…]
Blip…..
Suddenly, the TV blacked out.
It was Takeda san, who was supposed to be downstairs cooking, holding down the power button on the remote control, her arm twitching.
“Excuse me……I knocked, but there was no response, so I went into the room. Your food is ready, so I came to call you.”
“Ah, sorry. What’s for dinner tonight?”
“Mapo-eggplant.”
“Oh, got it. Does it come with the exquisite dish?”
“…..I don’t understand what you mean.”
Takeda san said so, but the exquisite was included. The spices are not spicy, but they are delicious.
Miki was especially impressed with the taste. Well, that happens every time.
As soon as we finished our dinner, we went to the bath. It was a relaxing time to heal my tired body.
It’s very convenient, since waterproof phones are the norm these days. Soaking in the bathtub, watching videos and reading manga, I end up taking a long bath.
Ah, this guy. I deleted the vase guy.
I think I’ll watch some YouTube videos today. I wonder what kind of videos are rising fast.
Hmmm…the song [Shut up] seems to be popular.
–Ping.
I tapped it and tried to play it back and got one new email.
In the past I would only get emails from Hamazon. I haven’t ordered anything lately, so that person is the only one by process of elimination.
[You kun, were you sick today? Are you okay?”
Did Tachibana san see me in my newborn fawn style? Well, when I got to my seat, I was obviously shaking.
I’m sure she’s the kindest person to go out of her way to take care of me.
[I’m fine. It’s just a muscle cramp.]
[It’s not because you did some sexual exercises with…..Takeda san, is it?]
How many times have we been tangled like this?
I mean, what is “sexual exercises”? I don’t do it.
[Really? But You kun seems tired, so I’ll go and heal him.
I’ll come over tomorrow for a massage.]
What is that? Is she going to bring a boy with her?
How much is the cost of the massage?
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The next day, the newborn fawn was still muscularly sore, though it was still breathing. Ouch.
By the way, is she really coming to my house today? Haha, no way, you’re kidding.
On the way home, I went to get my stuff from my locker and found Arata.
He took out an object wrapped in a big wrapping cloth from his locker and carried it back heavily…….
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