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I was so well persuaded that I came back to my room with Noeru.
“It’s as cramped as ever, but you can sit wherever you like.”
“All right. I’ll sat down in the right place let me see “Dokkidoki! A swim meet full of ex-gravure idols! Nothing but pololli””
“Don’t look!”
Noeru said as she fished around in the place where the “stuff” had been hidden before, and I quickly put a stop to it.
“You’re really …… Haa”
“What? Could you please stop sighing so loudly as if there’s something wrong with me?”
Actually, she looks like a beautiful girl with a big boobs, but inside she’s a strange person.
“For now, I’m going to make dinner, so please be quiet. Would you like some curry or something today?”
“Wait, …… I have something to discuss with you about your dirty cosplay, so let me talk to you about it first.”
“Y-you know, …… it’s a little late for that, but I don’t think normal high school girls would say the word ‘dirty cosplay’.”
“That’s okay. Dirty cosplay is dirty cosplay. Sit down.”
“Yes, yes, …….”
I don’t really understand, but I do as Noeru tells me, who is extremely pushy, and sit across the table from me.
“So? What’s the story about lewd cosplay?”
“Well,……, first of all, I’ve been thinking a lot about the current situation.”
“The current situation?”
“I’ve been thinking it over, and I think that the situation is too unprofitable for you.”
“No, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“I’m talking about dinner.”
“D-dinner?”
I have no idea what you are talking about.
What does a dirty cosplay have to do with dinner?
(I’m not sure, but …… are you suggesting eat white rice in a dirty cosplay?)
“Even though I am providing the ingredients, I realized that there is absolutely no benefit to you in this relationship where you accept my selfishness and cook for me.”
“Y-yeah….., so the current situation means this situation where Noeru is providing the ingredients and I am cooking the meal?”
“Yes.”
“But what does that have to do with dirty cosplay?”
“It’s a savings account for dirty cosplayers.”
“Ha….?”
The brain cannot keep up with all the crazy and difficult words flying around one after the other.
Seriously, what is she talking about?
“I think you could benefit greatly by doing this.”
“I see. I don’t get it. First of all, please explain to me how to save up for a dirty cosplay.”
“As usual, you’re not very perceptive.”
“You’re not very good at explaining things, are you?”
“Yes, yes.”
Noeru sighs in exasperation and begins to explain.
“It’s been proven that you’re a dirty pervert guy, and as such Haruki wants a beautiful girl gal like me to wear a dirty cosplay. You won’t deny that, will you?”
“No, I neither deny nor affirm that.”
“Then that’s good.”
Not good, though. I’m not even affirming it.
“So …… I thought we should continue our relationship where I provide the food and you cook it, but with more benefits for you.”
“Is that what you call …… dirty cosplay savings?”
“Yes. Yes, that’s right.”
Noeru nodded and continued talking.
“From now on, we will both go grocery shopping, saving as much as we can to buy groceries. We will save what we have left over and eventually buy a dirty cosplay. That way, I will be able to eat delicious food and you will eventually be able to use the money you save to dress me in a dirty cosplay. Don’t you think this would be a mutually beneficial relationship?”
W-What a plan! …… I can’t believe that the more you use your head and save money on your dinner menu, the more money will be available for Noeru to dress up in dirty cosplays.
“How about it? If this is the case, Haruki will be happy to cook for me while using his brain, right?”
“Wait, wait, wait!”
“Eh?”
“I’m just going to cook, and you’re going to take off your clothes and dress erotically, and you don’t want to do that!?”
I first did my best to confirm this with Noeru.
“Is it possible that you’re worried about …… me?”
“Of course. How much does it benefit me? Even though it’s to give me something, I don’t think it’s right for Noeru to do something you don’t like.”
“…Ha, that’s what you are.”
“Ha?”
“Do you think that my character would suggest something that I don’t want to do myself?”
“That’s …… for sure.”
“For the record, I wouldn’t make this suggestion to any other boy but you. So don’t worry about it.”
Noeru said that, her mouth loosening.
other than me…Is that so?
No matter how much you like my cooking, Noeru’s addiction is considerable.
But what’s going on ……?
“Maybe you are trying to say that my dirty cosplay doesn’t go well with your special cooking?”
“I-I don’t think so! I-I mean……”
“I wonder if Haruki is the kind of guy who would refuse such a tempting offer from a girl right in front of him?”
“….! I-I understand!”
Noeru went out of her way to make a proposal like this for me, but for me to cover it up just because I’m embarrassed…that’s wrong.
I’ve already made Noeru aware of my sexual habits and whatnot, so it’s a little late for that.
I turned to Noeru with a sense of honesty.
“If Noeru makes such an offer…I=I’m sure I’d like to see Noeru’s cosplay, so I have no choice but to accept it, right?”
“Fufu…….”
“Why are you laughing?!”
“I’m not making fun of you. I don’t dislike that kind of thing about Haruki.”
“W-What’s that?”
I was suddenly followed and I had a hard time reacting.
Really, she’s a beautiful gal who can do whatever she wants, such as telling me to cook, or suddenly acting like a naughty cosplay, but there’s a part of her that’s thinking about things other than the benefits for me.
“For now, I’m going to stock up on dirty cosplay on the Internet, and I’d like to set my first goal. …… Do you have a wish list?”
“M-mine!? Hmmm, like bunny?”
“……, you’re still a very horny, dirty, dirty man, aren’t you?”
“You suggested it!”
Thus, a new promise was born in the relationship between me and Noeru. The promise is too dirty.
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