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“Wow, it’s already 150.000 subscribers……”
While I was unable to stream due to illness, I took Nekomiya san’s advice and Haku san’s recommendation and made a long video and clippings of the stream.
As a result, it was a big hit.
The number of subscribers has been increasing rapidly, and when I looked this morning, it had exceeded 150,000.
I knew that the clippings would be popular, but I had no idea that there was this much demand for the videos…..
The videos I’ve put out so far have consisted of me talking about a cooking recipe and demonstrating it in a light-hearted manner.
In contrast, the videos with Haku san are more of a variety than cooking. Moreover, since it is edited from the stream, it is completely different from my previous videos.
Not all existing fans have accepted this, and many have left with negative comments.
……Well, that happens.
Not everything is going to work out all that well.
We’ll see what we can do about this later.
“But first, I need to do something about this.”
As a result of our growing visibility not only on YouTube but also on various social media, something quite troublesome has happened.
From the layout of my house and the view outside my window, some random person has identified my address.
So far, no one has made a contact with me…..no, there was one person. Haku san is the first.
I haven’t had any trouble except for the fact that an assassin came, but I don’t want anything else to happen to me in the future.
Fortunately, the next bank transfer is going to warm up my pockets, so I’ll move to a place with better security.
“Ah, is it that late already.”
I looked at the clock, closed my computer, and hurried to get ready.
Today, I went out with Haku san.
Before teaching her how to cook, I first went to buy an apron.
What the heck, I’ve been friends with her for quite a while now.
She says she’s here to kill me, but is she really okay with this?
I mean, where did the antis who asked her to kill me go? I haven’t seen him at all since then. Show your face at least a little and explain the situation, I won’t block you anymore.
……Haa.
There’s a lot to think about and a lot I don’t understand.
Oh well, but that’s enough for today. Let’s enjoy our first outing in a while as much as we can.
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Early December.
I put on a coat and scarf and head out. I meet Haku san in front of the station and head for the shopping street.
“Oh, Haku chan, hello. The taiyaki is ready now, so go ahead and eat it.”
“Take some of our tamagoyaki home with you.”
“The croquettes are ready, would you like to eat them?”
“Thank you all ! Thank you for the food !”
Like last time…..Haku san was fed by more people than when she came before.
Even when I tried to stop them, no one would listen to me. Even an old lady who was passing by would give her sweets. What kind of charade is this?
I felt bad, so I bought something at the store each time I passed them.
Thanks to this, I can’t move forward at all, and my wallet is getting lighter and lighter. But it can’t be helped. Thanks to her beloved character, I’m making progress in my work.
“Inami, have this ! Dorayaki? I think that’s what it’s called ! It’s good !”
She split the dorayaki in half, which was given to her by a Japanese sweets shop, and twisted it into my mouth.
The dough was moist.
The sweetness of the red bean paste.
Delicious. I haven’t had anything sweet recently, so my brain is even more numb.
“Ah ! Inami san and Haku san, hello !”
I was spoken to by a familiar pudding-headed gal, Nekomiya san.
She walked up to us quickly and smiled at Haku san, saying, [Your coat looks good on you.]
“Hello. Thank you for everything you did for me the other day. I followed your advice and made some videos and stuff, and they turned out great.”
“I know, right. But, you can go even further based on the potential of your content ! Let’s aim for 1 million subscribers !”
Nekomiya san makes a gut-punch with a sniffle.
While I was looking at her, thinking that she was as energetic as ever, Haku san, who was eating a sponge cake next to me, suddenly peeled her eyes and looked tense.
“W-why are you here……!?”
At that exclamation, Nekomiya san and I tilted our heads.
Apparently, Haku san is not talking to us, but her gaze is on Nekomiya san’s store.
There was someone wearing a dowdy hoodie, jeans, and something with a Noh mask on his face. She has a tag around her neck that says she is in training, and is apparently a staff at Nekomiya san’s store.
“Nnya? Haku san, do you know her?”
“Even when you say that…..um…..”
Haku san is upset.
Nekomiya san tapped the masked guy on the shoulder and shouted, [Let me introduce you !]
“She’s Fu chan, a recently hired employee ! Please befriend her !”
“……NIce to meet you.”
She let out a muffled voice.
Voice-wise, probably female. The mask is very eerie, but being an employee, she is probably not suspicious.
“Fried Face, what are you doing here….? Are you still after me……?””
“…No, when I was running out of money, Nekomiya picked me up. I’m just a store clerk now.”
“I-I see. Sounds tough…..”
The two were talking in private, barely audible, but they seemed to be talking about something else.
I could barely hear them, but they seemed to know each other.
Noticing my gaze, Haku san lightly tugs on my clothes.
“…Just be careful. This person is an assassin.”
“Eh……!? ……Ah, yes.
Okay……”
I nodded as she whispered in my ear.
The name “Freid Face” is a great name, by the way.
….She said I should be careful, but isn’t she forgetting that she’s also an assassin? And she’s on a mission to kill me.
In terms of danger, she is better than Haku san.
“Listen to me ! ! Fu chan is a very, very genius employee ! !”
“Genius?”
“Yes ! Please put that on, Fu chan !”
“…..Okay.”
She quietly returned to the store and we waited for a few minutes.
When I saw her return, my mouth dropped open.
The neutral hoodie was replaced by a tight knit that accentuated her curves.
Worn jeans were replaced by a mini-skirt, and black knitwear and boots accentuated her long legs.
The mask remains.
But the sexiness from the neck down was so extraordinary that I didn’t know what to look at. The feeling of deformity plus the fetishism of fleshiness made my heart flutter strangely.
“When I saw Fu chan, I was shocked ! I had a feeling this was going to be a tremendous buzz !”
“I see……”
“I asked her to work for me ! I asked her to wear clothes from my apparel company and posted a picture of her on the Internet ! She was wearing a mask, and her only weapons were her clothes and her style, but she had this overwhelming presence ! Thanks to her, our online store is selling so fast that the servers are crashing
!”
“H-haha…..well. That’s amazing…….”
Nekomiya-san gets behind Fried Face san and lightly massages her breasts, which rival those of a gravure idol.
I ended up looking at it, and out of embarrassment and apologies, I looked away.
Then, I met Haku-san’s eyes.
She was staring at me with a furious look on her face.
“…Hmm.”
“W-what is it?”
“Heh, I see.”
“So….what’s the matter?”
“Nothing? Inami, why are you looking at me? You should just look at Fried Face. You’re nose is stretching.”
“I-it’s not ! I don’t think anything……”
Why am I being pressed?
And why am I making excuses like I’m her boyfriend?
“…Fried Face, is that okay? Is that what you came all the way to Japan for?”
“I don’t want to be told by someone who doesn’t do her job and is flirting and eating with her target.”
“I-I’m not flirting ! I’m at work right now !”
“I’m at work too. I’ve never worn something like this before, but it’s not bad.”
She put her hands on her hips and struck a pose that looked like that.
Her sexy feet make a statement and draw my attention to her.
A moment later, Haku san turned to me with a start.
Her silver-white eyes, like sharpened blades, were the same as when she came to kill me. I felt like I was doing something incredibly wrong, so I averted my gaze and made a blank face.
“Haku san, you’re cute. Are you jealous?”
“That’s not……I-I don’t….”
“Would you like to try something on, Haku san? There are lots of clothes that suit Haku san !”
“Eh? U-ummm…..”
At Nekomiya san’s urging, Haku san glanced at me while grunting with difficulty.
Then she next looked at Fried Face san and nodded deeply as if she had made up her mind to do something.
“….Okay. I’ll try it on.”
“Really !? I’ll take a picture or something while I’m at it, and upload it to Instagram…….”
“I don’t care what you do, just pick something that looks good.”
“Yay ! This is going to be another buzz ! !”
Leaving behind the words of desire spoiled, Nekomiya san pulled into the store at a tremendous speed.
Haku san also started walking toward the store, but after a few steps forward, she suddenly turned around.
“……look at me, too, will you?”
I tilted my head, not understanding what she meant.
“You know I see you more than anyone else, Haku san.”
Physically, she’s the one I see the most these days.
I just said the obvious, but Haku san made a face like a pigeon had been hit by a peashooter and went into the store as if she were fleeing. ……What the hell.
“Ouch !?”
Suddenly, a shock from the side.
Fried Face san lightly elbowed me.
“W-what is it? Did I do something?”
“Insensitivity is a sin.”
“Eh?”
“Keep it to yourself. It’s irritating to watch. I’ll kill you.”
I was pressed by the Noh mask, and without understanding what was going on, I straightened my back and nodded.
…Why does my life have to be targeted by assassins other than Haku san?
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