Source
https://kakuyomu.jp/works/16817330660244416563/episodes/16817330660398178589
While Ren was in the next room with great anxiety, an event was about to occur that would make that anxiety even greater.
“So what’s going on? Suddenly, you want to talk about…”
“How do you feel about him?”
“I love him. I love him more than anyone else in the world.”
“That’s not true. I love him more than you. Moreover, I am his wife.”
“That’s ex, isn’t it?”
“Ugh!”
In fact, the only thing that connects the two of us is the fact that I am his ex-fiancee. Ren-sama has no reason to care about me anymore, but he still keeps me company. I love that part too. I love it. *Shinju
“But you are only his neighbor.”
“No~, that’s not it~.”
Saying that, she offered me a cup of tea.
“It was like that right. You were in trouble because you were being picked on, and he helped you out, didn’t he?”
“Ugh! How did you know that?…”
The only people outside the convenience store were Ren kun, me, and a bunch of thugs. *Ruri
“Because I was watching him beat those thugs in a cool way.”
“You! You’re Ren kun’s stalker!”
“You’re the one who’s stalking him, aren’t you? I know, you were talking about him with someone named Rin at the convenience store. That Rin is also a person to watch out for. She’s too close to him.”
“Ugh!”
What’s with this person, she knows everything about my life… I mean, she doesn’t deny that she’s a stalker…
“We’re not going to get anywhere if we keep this up.”
Shinju takes something out of the bag.
It was…
It was a kitchen knife.
“What are you going to do? Perhaps…Are you trying to kill me?”
I can’t die here. I’m going to marry Ren kun and have a happy life!
“Ha? What are you talking about? I’m not going to kill you.”
“Huh? Then why do you have a knife?”
“Of course…”
“What are you…”
“It’s a cook-off!”
“A cooking competition?”
“Yes! A cook-off!”
“Fhmmm, you’re such a good cook, aren’t you? Okay, I’ll take it.”
“You can use any tools and ingredients you like. The one who can make it tastier for Ren kun wins.”
She open the refrigerator to start cooking. But there was nothing in the fridge.
“You, no food…”
“Well~, I don’t cook for myself, so I always end up eating at convenience stores or going out to eat~.”
“Well, if you don’t have any food, it’s a complete disaster, so let’s go buy some.”
＊
“Dear, we’re going shopping!”
The door of the house was suddenly opened and Shinju asked me to go shopping.
“Where? What of?”
“Dinner, we’ll cook it for you tonight…”
“Eh!? Shinju’s cooking… and us?”
“Yes, I’ll cook dinner for Ren-kun, too!”
Ruri-san popped out from beside the door.
“Eh? Eh? W-What do you mean?”
Why would Ruri cook my dinner, if not for Shinju?
“It’s a game, you eat the meal we made and you decide which one is better.”
“Ah, I see.”
And I was taken to a nearby supermarket by the two of them.
＊
“Dear, What do you want to eat today? I’ll make you anything you want.”
“Well, um…”
“What do you want to eat, Ren kun? Ruri will make you anything you want.”
“Well…”
I don’t know how well Ruri san can cook, but I have to be wary of just Shinju’s cooking. Shinju that can make even porridge taste bad…I never know what kind of dark matter she might produce. A dish that is easy for anyone to make and yet not fail…
“I-I want the two of you to make pork curry!”
Curry was the only thing I could think of. Everyone makes curry at forest school, so you can make it, right?
You can make it, right? It’s okay, right?
“Pork curry. It’s that simple, isn’t it?”
Shinju, you, look back at what you have been making.
Each time you make something that you shouldn’t have made in this world.
“……… Pork, pork, pork curry, I get it. I’ll make you a very delicious one, ♡.”
When I say pork curry, I think pork, potatoes, carrots, and onions are the orthodox ingredients…
“Shinju, that’s…”
“Eh? Scallops…”
Hmm? Do you want to make a seafood curry?
“And…Ruri…”
“…when you say ‘pork curry,’ you mean beef right!”
I wonder if Ruri-san knows what pork means?
“Ruri-san, pork means pig.”
“Eh? Is that so? I didn’t know that~.”
“Okay, I get it. I’ll buy the ingredients, you two just cook.”
“Eh, I don’t mind though…”
“I don’t mind.”
After that, I bought the ingredients for the pork curry and we went home.
I thought Shinju was going to make the curry at my place, but she said she was going to make it at Ruri san’s.
By the way, she told me to wait at home.
＊
“Come on, let’s make curry.”
“I’m sure I can make it better than you!”
How to make delicious, Shinju’s delicious special curry
1 Cut vegetables.
2 Saute meat and cut vegetables.
3 Add water to the pot and bring to a boil.
Add the roux and it’s ready to serve!
Now, you there reading this, you probably thought this was just an ordinary curry, but this is without the explanation of Shinju’s behavior. To this I would add an explanation…
How to make delicious, Shinju’s delicious Special Curry
1 Cut vegetables *Cut fingers together.
2 Fry the meat and vegetables * follow the exact time written on the back of the roux box, so it will burn.
3 Fill the pot with water and simmer *When the pot blew out, Shinju did not know what to do because the back of the roux box did not say how to deal with it, and the hot water became less and less.
4 Add the roux and finish *The curry is very thick and burnt because of the low hot water.
How to make Ruri’s special curry, a dish that is so delicious you might die
1 First, cut vegetables and fingers.
2 Meat and vegetables are not stir-fried because I’m afraid of oil bouncing around.
3 Finished
“You cut vegetables and fingers and that’s it. How dare you accept my cooking competition with that?”
“You’re so noisy! You’re the one with burnt curry!”
“I’m a hell of a lot better than you.”
“……… Hey, Shinju chan, why don’t we join forces?”
“? Why should I join forces with you?”
“We all want Ren kun to be happy, isn’t that our greatest wish?”
“Yes, that’s right. I’ll make him happy.”
“Then, I thought, why don’t we make him happy together?!”
“……… Well, if not only one person, but two people can make him happy, then what one person can’t do, two people may be able to do. For example…well, if he wants to have a threesome, then he and I are not enough people to do it. Why not, let’s join up?”
“Then!”
it’s not quite right, but there’s nothing better than being able to join hands.
“Okay, I hate that I can’t have him all to myself a little bit, but I want him to be happy more than anything. I’ll join hands with you.”
“Yay!”
“I’m willing to join hands with you, but first we have a problem at hand.”
“Yes! we have to make Ren-kun eat delicious curry♡”
＊
An hour later, Shiju and Ruri san brought curry. Why only one?
“Shinju and Ruri san, why is there only one curry for a cooking duel?”
“That’s…”
“It’s because…”
“It’s because we teamed up.”
“We’ve teamed up.”
“Yes?”
“We’ve joined forces. We’ve formed an alliance.”
“So we don’t have to fight anymore, ♡.”
“I-I see…”
What does that mean?
Joined hands? That means Shinju now has a collaborator…
And that collaborator is my neighbor…
I’ve felt like I was being watched before, and since Shinju knows me so bizarrely, I’ve realized that she’s my stalker and her love is of the heavy type.
But the fact that they’ve joined hands means that Ruri-san is also…
No, don’t think about it. It’s not confirmed yet.
“Ruri, love Ren-kun so much that I’ll do anything if you tell me♡♡I’ll devote myself entirely to Ren-kun♡♡”
She should have confessed her love to me, but I was more scared than happy.
“Then that’s how it is, so I’m going to take care of you from now on, my dear ♡”
“Ren-kun, we’ll make you happy from now on, ♡”
“Prepare yourself, my dear ♡.
“Prepare yourself, Ren-kun♡”
No. Ruri-san is the same as Shinju…it’s confirmed.
What’s going to happen to me now?
By the way, the curry they made me was something I could eat normally.
It was not bad.
–
–
If you enjoy our content, feel free to donate 🙂 Thank you in advance !
Yes! Yanderes that aren’t crazy! I thought only Myon was able to pull those off!