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When I ran up to Shigenawa Tsukasa, aka Stalker, who was being picked on, he was in the process of pestering her, saying, “Hey, hey, it’s just for a little while~.”
“I told you, I don’t have time to drink hydrogen water with you.”
“That’s not true~. How can you have time to do nothing here?”
“Do I look like I’m doing nothing? If that’s the case, then your eyes are very blind. I recommend you to gouge them out and throw them down the drain.”
“What were you doing, then?”
“Stalking.”
“Eh, Stalk…..Eh?”
“I said stalking. It seems your ears are rotten too.”
“Ummm……”
The pickup artist is in trouble. That’s right. If the girl you picked up said no, saying that she was busy stalking, you would be at least a little confused.
“Ha…..I’m sorry, ……. I know this girl.”
I intervene between the pick-up artist and Shigenawa. I ignored Shigenawa’s muttering behind me, “What are you trying to do ……?”
The pickup artist looked at me sullenly as I interrupted him, then smiled and said, “I see!” He smiled.
“Maybe you’re the girl’s boyfriend or something? So you’re here to help her because she’s being picked on? No, sorry, sorry. I didn’t think she had a boyfriend. Did I do something bad?”
“No, not at all.”
“Eh~? You don’t have to be so shy. It’s romantic for a man to save a girl from being picked up in a cool way, isn’t it? I know, I know!”
“That’s not the same thing. I’m here to help you.”
“Eh?”
The pick-up artist blinked at my comment.
“She’s my stalker.”
“Eh?”
“She’s a dangerous person who could do anything. I’m interrupting to help you who picked up such a girl.”
The pickup artist, perhaps in disbelief, says, “Again~”. However, he sensed an unusual presence from Shigenawa behind me and said, “Ah …… well, …… I’ll leave you to it ……” and left the place.
I exhaled in relief. Then, Shigenawa behind me protested, “You are a rude man, aren’t you?”
“I’m not a dangerous person,”
“What are you talking about, you stalker? I was afraid you might do something to him.”
“I won’t do anything to him. I just wanted to put a taser in him because he was so persistent.”
“You are contradicting yourself.”
Why do you have a stun gun? Shigenawa answered my simple question by saying, “For you – Kohonkohon. It’s for self-defense” I’m sure it’s a stun gun for me.
“Hey, Tazuna-kun, are you all right?”
Himekane came running in late.
“That pickup guy looked kind of scared at the end. …… did you do something to him?”
“No, I didn’t do anything.”
“Hmmm,……?”
Himekane grumbled, “Maybe the other person got scared and ran away when you glanced at him? It’s so cool, it’s like an anime~”
“Is it cool?”
“Y-yeah! I think it’s …… cool. ……”
“I see.”
Well, I might have thought so, too, if I wasn’t a party to it. But, unfortunately, I am the one being targeted. If I were to get a glare from Shigenawa, I would pee my pants. I’m sure of it.
“……, I don’t think we’re on the same page.”
“Yeah? What did you say?”
“No, nothing.”
I nodded my head at Shigenawa’s implication.
“That’s not important. I have a question for you guys.”
“What is it?”
“…… are you guys in a relationship?”
I could feel Himekane’s body stiffen at Shigenawa’s question.
“Y-Yes, that’s right! Me and Tazuna-kun are dating!”
“……Well, I’ve seen the two of you together before,……Well, I guess so.”
“Yes, yes!”
“But when we met before, didn’t you say that you liked senpai?”
“Ah”
Himekane made a stupid sound. Following that, I thought to myself, ‘Ah.’ Come to think of it, that’s what she said.
“T-that was ……! It means I like him as a friend! Of course I like Tazuna kun best as a boy!”
Himekane hurriedly tried to make a point, but Shigenawa gave her a quizzical look, “hnnnn”.
“No, it’s true! I really like him, Tezuna-kun! I love him so much! I love him, Tazuna-kun!”
Himekane’s face is bright red. She was probably embarrassed. I wonder if I should let Himekane say this much and just sit back and watch without doing anything. No, it’s not a good idea.
Himekane is only cooperating with me to begin with. Then, it should be me who should be embarrassed here.
“Himekane.”
“Y-yeah? What ……?”
“How much do you like me?”
“Eh?”
“How much do you like me?”
“Well, uh, …… this much!”
Saying this, Himekane spread her hands.
her face was stained vermilion with embarrassment.
I said that I should be embarrassed. That was a lie. I’m embarrassed after all, so I’ll let Himekane take care of everything here.
What am I hiding – I am a trash
Suddenly, Himekane’s mouth emits a soundless voice, trying to tell me something. From the movement of her mouth, it seems she is saying, “I’ll kill you later.”
Apparently, it seems that I have been fooling around too much. I’ll write a suicide note later.
“Hm…… well, if you can say such embarrassing things in the presence of so many people around you, it must be true.”
“…… ugh.”
Himekane notices the others looking at her with smiles and blushes even more. I’m starting to feel sorry.
“In the first place, I don’t see any benefit in lying like that.”
Shigenawa, perhaps convinced, switches her gaze from Himekane to me.
“Do you like her too?”
“Eh?”
I involuntarily flinched at the sudden attack. This time, it was my turn.
Behind Shigenawa, Himekane was laughing, “Suck it up~” I see, this is what they call karmic retribution.
“What do you think?”
“I like her…….”
“How much do you like her?”
“I love her more than anything in the world. I’m so in love with her that there is no other girl in the world as wonderful as Himekane.”
“….I see.”
Shigenawa seemed to be satisfied with that and shrugged her shoulders. On the other hand, Himekane was massaging her bright red face with her hands.
“What are you doing?”
“S-shut up. ……”
“???”
I don’t know, but she seemed to be in a bad mood, so I decided to leave her alone.
“Well, anyway, that’s the way it is. Hmekane is my number one. Therefore, Sumeragi and I are just ordinary friends. It’s not like we’re the best of friends.”
“…I see. No, that’s right. If you are such a idiot couple, there is no way you and Sumeragi-senpai can be any closer than this.”
I was called an idiot couple. It is regrettable.
In any case, thanks to Himekane, I won’t be stun-gunned by Shigenawa, Well, the price was high…
(TL/N : The true name is Shigenawa Tsukasa, I probably mistype her name sometimes to Shinegawa in earlier chapters…)
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